Ship shanked

Shit out of luck

When I found myself in trouble and with no way out, I was ship shanked.

by Brianswords October 3, 2020

Shanks

A way for hibos who dosent know how to say thanks says thanks

Shanks for the money grandpa

by Some wierd dude December 28, 2021

shiggley shank

A term use to inform someone that you are about to stab and rob them.

Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Shank

Darwen slang for a reach-around originated from Bummers Wood. Giving a shag and a wank at the same time.

When we’re in Bummers Wood I’ll shank you.

by ThePoplarKid July 9, 2019

Shank-uary

A ghetto church, first coined as a freudian slip when referring to a church sanctuary.

Girl: Yeah, that church was in the rough
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, the shank-uary was right in the ghetto

by Mirandaknight April 9, 2008

butter shanks

Your butt and thighs.

1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.

2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.

by Hobbitess June 11, 2013

Shank

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)

I went to the toilet to have a shank.

by Master w March 11, 2018