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curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.
Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!
by cj9617 June 3, 2016
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Squirrel tunnel

I was out for a walk and noticed a rather large squirrel tunnel from which a squirrel was climbing.
by IHeartSnape March 13, 2009
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Squirrel Face

When a man puts his balls in a girls mouth and has her place them, with her tongue, on each side of her mouth, so her cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
Marcus: Hey Marissa, lemme give you a Squirrel face
Marissa: Sure how do you do it?
Marcus: Open wide and you'll see...
by Josh Weiss June 17, 2012
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Doug the squirrel

A person named Doug who is obsessed with nuts whether they are on a person or not.
Doug the squirrel loves his nuts a lot.
by FearofLightning May 22, 2016
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Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".
I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.
by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019
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Squirrel Faced

Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."

"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."

"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
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Squirrel girl

A girl who’s only good for a nut
Hey adam, stay away from that Shan girl, she’s totally a squirrel girl
by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021
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