My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!
by 808OMeOMeOMy April 02, 2019
Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.
"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"
- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"
- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"
by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019
by heydipshit February 20, 2010
The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.
"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"
"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
by el_viagra May 07, 2022
by FearofLightning May 02, 2016
When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.
I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!
by Whiskey B May 31, 2017
bob: look a squirrel
by rainingnuggets September 16, 2023