sloppy 8

sloppy: penis, vagina, ear 1, ear 2, nostrils 1, nostrils 2, mouth, handjob

she gave sloppy 8 last night

by cusienfnd May 20, 2019

Sloppy Sands

A sloppy sands is the more aggressive version of a wet willy. It’s when you spit in your hand and run it down another persons butt crack like a debit card.

My sister got mad at me and gave me a sloppy sands. Now my butt crack is wet.

by iBuyGamerGirlPee February 22, 2019

Sloppy Switcheroo

When two guys are having sex together and one of them cums in a condom,takes it off and then the other guy puts it on.

Last night Adam gave me a Sloppy Switcheroo

by diggity dogs May 23, 2019

sloppy jackhammer

When you're getting head and you thrust into her mouth at the fastest possible speed.

Yeah dude, we were in bed and we did the sloppy jackhammer, and it's something you need to try with your girl.

by Uncle Squeeze May 25, 2019

sloppy christopher

the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in

“I almost didn’t make it into goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a sloppy christopher.”

by Sir William Gooch September 12, 2019

sloppy fabiano

A sandwich consisting of cold bolognese sauce and a Sister Schubert Dinner Roll. Revered as a lunch staple among catering staff.

A regional term established in Knoxville, Tennessee amongst back of house kitchen staff.

Me: hey man, what are you eating?

Them: a Sloppy Fabiano.

Me: damn, can you make me one?

by Mother of Fat Dragons October 4, 2019

The Sloppy Bosnian

A term used for any item, most of the time referring to a piece of food, that looks like, smells like, or tastes like a piece of shit.

"Jesus Christ dude that chili looks like shit! What are they serving today? The Sloppy Bosnian?"

by TheAlbanianHalfPoundKick October 15, 2019