the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 25, 2020
by My English February 15, 2018
The end result of giving it to a lady twice in a row, with a man's load being fired on both occasions. A double barreled approach.
by Meme_Games July 17, 2017
yummy yummy sloppy doughie!
by blacksfprtmtena;; August 07, 2021
the act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the entity that lets people into goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of it letting you in
by Sir William Gooch September 13, 2019
It is when you are lickin the toes. Grab some toothpaste, and smear it all over ur penis. You than, insert said penis into mouth, and brush her teeth. With your penis. This, this is the sloppy tube. BumBUMBUMMMM
I no longer need to go to the dentist, cause I've been exposed to the art of Sloppy Tube
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.
Thats so hawt I want to try that with MY uncle.
by greeneggsnshmeegle March 13, 2018
A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.
I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.
by Longduff August 27, 2014