Simon.

A whiny teenage girl.

Stop being such a Simon.

by Beardyman6969 April 22, 2017

Simon

A big ass nerd. Biggest dork in the grade but probably has a HUGE dong. Argues with the math teacher all the time and switches schools because he doesn't agree. Low key fire at dabbing and will fight you if you piss him off. Wears glasses, and doesn't brush his hair. Works for hours and plays Minecraft at home. Has an iPad. Watches Dr. Who. VERY DORKY.

Shut the HELL up Simon!!!!

by Mcbigballer12 July 28, 2017

Simon

A rich, upper class person. With other £1000000.

OMG how did u get that your liked simon

by spinnyharv September 15, 2017

Simon

Simon is just like the rest of us exept he’s got one big ass

DAM simons ass

by Susannah December 13, 2017

Simon Duong

Simon is a cool asian he likes rice and prefers cat over dogs . HES A BETTER VERSION OF JACKIE CHAN....
*Holds Chopstick And Catches Flies* OMG HOWW??

Simon Duong Is a ASIAN man and is coolz

by Mr. Slurp April 29, 2019

Simon

Says he's not gay and nobody believes him even though he's the straightest man alive

Yea he just gets simoned a lot

by Chrissy P man June 3, 2020

Simon sex maniac

A simon sex manic is a person that's extremely good at sex 24/7 and also produces cum 10 times faster then the average adult male. A simon sex maniac can sometimes be so agressive that there will literaly come smoke off of his penis after the intense crazy sexy dance.
He also is known to fool bitches with his avarage sized penis they often are like "hey i don't know if this will do it for me" the simon sex maniac will then go insane during the sex and actually will commit hate crimes against cock shamers including cock slamming, cock guillotine and cock murder.

Wow you are so amazing with your penis! Are you a simon sex maniac ??

by Slayerofcocks November 22, 2021