Shrek

Shrek, if you’re reading this CALL THE POLICE!!!!! There is a creepy stalker with the name of Cassidy who will KIDNAP YOU Because she has an extremely unhealthy obsession with you

Be careful Shrek

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

Shrek

To shrek, is to mess about in a swamp unhygienically. Variants: Shrek, Shreking, Shreked, Shreker.

"Those guys shrek about a lot."
"Stop shreking, guys."
"That guy shrek's about every 3 days."
"I admit it, I shreked in that swamp earlier."
"There's a whole lot of shreker's around here."
"My cousin is such a shreker."

by CoolBritishGuy June 17, 2025

Shrek

When thouh whompst summons the almighty shrek the great swamp summons wisely

God is shrek

by Hmmmmmmm🤔 March 23, 2020

Shrek

a booty eating green ugly obese fat monster that gives me nightmares when I see him.

Shrek broke the world by sitting on it

by lailadakiddo October 28, 2019

Shrek

Beautiful

I am Shrek

by ELLIE_theBean October 26, 2020

Shrek

God and donky is jesus

Bob: why is donky Jesus and not one of shrek's kids

Billy: we dont talk about that

by Shrek is god October 30, 2019

Shrek

a mega hot ogre that is also a movie.

1. Shrek is so hawt!

2. Shrek the movie has the hottest main character ever!

by goldenppballs June 10, 2022