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rusty burger

When a ladies anus is hairy with peices of shit in it, and a man penetrates it anyway.
HE DEFINATELY GOT THE OL' RUSTY BURGER LAST NIGHT.
by Masternoob 720 May 8, 2009
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rusty bedspring

when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.
Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.
by Ninja LOVER June 20, 2008
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Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!
Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*
by Paco-dude July 3, 2009
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rusty paperclip

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral
Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine
by The cheese grator April 20, 2018
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Rusty Tombrone

It's identical to the Rusty Trombone; getting rimmed with a reach around but the twist is your free hand is squeezing the trannies boobs.
I totally boned a tranny last night and gave her a rusty tombrone.
by Illae September 7, 2018
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Rusty Torres

When a woman shoves a Gordita up a man's ass and giving a blowjob while humming any song from the movie Up in Smoke
Man, that gurl Rosita owns a Mexican food truck , so you know she gives a great Rusty Torres
by Soda Jive February 3, 2020
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the rusty blindfold

After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.
After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.
by dirtyravioli December 15, 2016
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