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Redneck wonderland

My god they have beer at walmart! Its a redneck wonderland...
by Mr Bean January 11, 2019
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Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.
by Stewie808 December 22, 2016
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Redneck aspirin

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?
by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019
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Redneck Backwash

The act of nutting in another persons throat, then shitting in their mouth and swallowing it, to then regurgitate it into a shoe and then chugging it down in under 15 secs and then fucking your sister
by Big PP Tyrone February 2, 2022
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redneck yoga

redneck yoga (noun):

1) The process of having wild sex while listening to the John Cena rap album.

2) A process used to retrieve the last Bud Light after it rolls under your IROC Camaro.
1) "Hold on to the bedsheets, Charlene! Me and Cena are gonna fuck you sideways!"
2) "Aw shit Earl! You dropped the last damn beer under your car! Now I have to go all redneck yoga to get it out!"
by nicktherushnut March 3, 2014
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Greenlandic Redneck

Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.
Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq
by B1I6T9C3H January 11, 2021
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redneck day

A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.

Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”

“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
by Soap taste good March 1, 2019
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