Palantir

Sex without a condom. Magical.

Person 1: "Man, last night was awesome!"

Person 2: "Palantir?"

Person 1: "No, unfortunately not yet..."

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Person 1: "Yo, that concert rocked!"

Person 2: "Yeah dude, it was so Palantir!"

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Person 1: "Dude...I'm sort of scared. Had a Palantir incident last night and I'm second guessing whether it was a good idea..."

Person 2: "Yeah man, sometimes you have to be careful about Palantir."

by KDogg84 August 20, 2011

Plan B

A group that consists of only Mike Fantasia, Mike Lombardi and Brian Dumont. No one else will ever be welcomed into the group. The group is all about lookin fresh and gettin bitches. All three of them have matching chains. They wear them all the time along with their ill shades that are better than yours. You know they got fresh kicks on no matter where they are. It's a lifestyle. Plan B is better than you.

Plan B son la que.

by DumontThaDon August 17, 2011

Simple Plan

A pop-punk band from Montreal Canada formed in 1999.
Members :
Pierre Bouvier : Vocals.
Sebastien Lefebvre : Rhythm Guitar & backing vocals.
David Desrosiers : Bass & backing vocals.
Chuck Comeau : Drums.
Jeff Stinco : Lead Guitar.

Hated by a lot of people.
Loved by a lot of people.

Albums :
1. No Pads, No Helmets, Just Balls.
2. Still Not Getting Any...
3. Simple Plan.

And now, "Save You" by Simple Plan coming up next on 92.5 KISS FM.

by quitcomplainingaboutsimpleplan April 12, 2009

simple plan

Hands up, who wants an unbiased, non-judgemental definition? Thought so.

Simple plan is a pop-punk band from Montreal, Canada. People call them posers, poseurs, etc. but there is no such musical genre as 'Poser-rock.' People who listen to Simple Plan are also labeled posers but this again is not true.

Person 1: I love Simple Plan.
Person 2: Simple plan are posers lol!
Person 1: Go play in traffic.

by some random pyro chick December 12, 2008

simple plan

Better than Avril Lavigne. Actually write their own music.Instead of stealing it from other bands. Great band in other words with the ability to write songs that mean something. New album out 12 February 2008.

Avril: omg like im sooooo totally cool. i even write my own like music!
ME:Bitch whatever! You cant play or sing worth shit! get a REAL job. *says underbreath "stupid muthafuckinbitchassho...BOO-YAH!*
Simple Plan: Yeah! why dont ou go steal another song!!

by thelovedocter...me! January 10, 2008

Plan

See I had a plan and then it didn’t work. Then I started to think what if I shouldn’t do that because I think it will cause difficulties…

But who would really know… so, I always have a pesky fly around my head when I see you… that isn’t my fault I am the only one who sees it. You have to watch out for those invisible flies 🤣

Since I missed you… 😘

I will always be thinking of a plan to our one day!

Love you❤️

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 January 10, 2023

Simple Plan

Okay.
Obviously all you cocksuckahs are retarded. =
Simple Plan is one of the BEST bands ever.
If you think they're whiny, oh well. They're teenagers. Fucking deal with it.
They're not trying to be punk. They're... college rock, or something like that. So get your facts straight before you make yourselfs look like idiots. Khay?

YOU: OMG, Simple Plan sucks so effing hard.
ME: Aww, HELL naw. Bitch.
YOU: What? You seriously LIKE them?
ME: What? You seriously DON'T like them?
YOU: Uhh... yeah.
ME: Faggot...

by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 30, 2009