punching 10k

Male masturbation, while wearing an activity tracker such as a fitbit, which has the side effect of boosting ones step count for the day.

Bill: How does Tom manage to average 11,000 steps a day? He's hardly fit, yet he always beats my weekly step count.
Jeff: That's cause Tom spends his mornings and evenings punching 10k.

by Frustrated_Driver November 13, 2016

frewt punch

The substance that 'punches' a hetrosexual to a homosexual or it 'punches' a gay person even gayer.

I'm gonna stay away from that frewt punch. It'll make you gay. Now I will have some fruit punch, as long as i'm not 'punched' gay.

by dookie twirl November 20, 2016

doggo punch

Right when you get home and your dog runs up to you and gets on its hind legs to greet you, putting its paws on you while hitting you with said paws. It is most effective when the owner has been gone for more than six hours. The ultra rare Final Form Doggo will actually be able to kill with its flurry of punches.

Guy walks through the door to his home, and the dog runs up to him and doggo punches him a little. The guy then puts down his bags from work, gets the leash and proceeds to walk the dog to satiate its excitement.

by sirdraxTM November 29, 2016

carl punch

when you beat the crap out of carl

who wants to meet up and do a carl punch later

by SHMOOPERS December 2, 2016

Joy punch

When you are so excited, that you can't help but punching things around you i.e. the air, a person, a chair, etc.

Lane: "I got so excited, I couldn't help but joy punch."

by Lex_1337 August 17, 2017

Gorilla Punching

The act of taking your own fecal matter and shoving into the rectum of your enemy or sexual partner.

I'm going to clap your cheeks and then I will commence Gorilla Punching you like you very much so deserve.

by Grossman27 October 27, 2018

King punch

Called a sucker punch in the US, a King punch is the same thing throughout the UK and former colonies. A person uses a fist to punch a victim without warning, often from behind, and usually to the back of the head. It's extremely dangerous to the victim, even fatal.

The news said he was charged with murder, after using a king punch during a bar brawl.

by Kingdragonfly January 6, 2019