skeeti pot

When a guy ejaculates into a woman's nostril and the ejaculate comes out the other nostril.

Stephen: Yo, Carolina! Come over here and let me blow my load into your nose so I can see it drip from the other nostril.

Carolina: That is disgusting, yet intriguing at the same time. I'm totally game for the skeeti pot.

by ergoamazingness July 27, 2011

Dent the pot

When you've got to urinate really, really - REALLY - badly and it comes out like a steaming jetstream for, like, three or four minutes straight.

"Pull over. I've seriously got to dent the pot"

"Jeff had four beers and now he's in the head denting the pot"

by Teddy Thunderbolt September 20, 2011

Cock Pot

A gay male who dates someone for the sex

"Jared had sex with Haiden and broke up with him the day after, he's such a cock pot"

by Kosai The Weird Pyro January 28, 2017

Nonce Pot

Someone who takes part in nonce like behaviour or does something that normal people wouldn’t do

E.G Joe’s going we are instead of Drum Code the absolute Nonce Pot

by Nitty101 September 6, 2019

pot head

Someone who is boring to hang out with unless you are stoned too.

I dumped my ex because he was a pot head. He just wanted to sit around and watch TV all day.

by Lacey2 September 1, 2007

SHIT POT

a whole fuck'n lota some thing (ie money,girls, weight,height,widith

That trucks weight is a whole shit pot load. That mother f'er has a whole shit pot of girls.

by mk&jl January 7, 2007

Coffee Pot

Tea bagging someone so hard they taste it in the morning

Bob: Man what the hell happened to you??

Matt: I got coffee potted and now this taste won't go away!!

by Death's design September 11, 2010