Skip to main content

Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
mugGet the Hawaiian pork poke mug.

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
mugGet the Poke the right bears mug.

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know
When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit
by daflashers June 25, 2017
mugGet the stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole mug.

poke 'n wave

Having sex with someone and never calling them back. Synonymous with fuck and chuck.
See that girl over there? I'm gonna give her the old poke 'n wave.
by catleesi July 8, 2017
mugGet the poke 'n wave mug.

poke

by william313 November 1, 2017
mugGet the poke mug.

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.
Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.
by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017
mugGet the give her a poke mug.

she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants
by __etnom February 11, 2017
mugGet the she pokes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email