hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!

Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.

by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014

pinky poke

When Skyler's mom and Kathy poke each others privates with their pinkies

My mom and Kathy pinky poke each other

by pinky finger August 11, 2011

poke my spokes

When asking your girlfriend in front of other people if she will peg you later when you get home.

This party is whack. Id rather go home so you can poke my spokes

by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021

poking circle

The anus. The butthole, The dirt star

How do people tan their poking circle

by QueenoftheJungle2020 July 16, 2020

poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

Poke and Revoke

The act of having sex with a woman, followed by cutting off all contact.

Guy 1: "I totally poke and revoke'd Gabriela."
Guy 2: "Better hope you don't run into her."

by Rail and Bail March 05, 2014

poking device

When a man is spooning his partner and ends up poking them in the back with his poking device (erect penis) - whether on purpose or by accident.

I can feel your poking device. Poke me with it.

by surprise shark January 26, 2025