Cashew Pizza
It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.
There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
It is a pizza that has Cashews in it. It is the best type of pizza in the whole entire world. Any pizza can become a cashew pizza. All one has to do is to sprinkle cashews and a bit of virgin blood of young North Korean girls or preferably your mom's blood. Once a year, a man of high importance like a world leader has to secretly shove TWO cashew pizzas. One down his throat and one up to his rectum. Then the pizzas would be removed surgically after 2 hours and be offered to the pizza gods. Without this pizza or the ritual, the world will end as we know it.
There is a secret cult of the Cashew Pizza.
The cult's name is: The cult of Cashew Pizzas
To become a member, one has to donate their soul to Bill Gates or any other rich man. Like an oil tycoon.
Then, once you have been given clearance and approval, you will eat cashew pizzas for the rest of your existence and will constantly whip yourself on the streets to show your devotion to the pizza gods. As a member, your ultimate goal is to seduce 72 virgins and extract their pussy juice and blood. Then you have to offer it to the Pizza gods. Once this step has been completed, you will receive eternal life and will have the power to become a powerful leader of a country you so desire. A prime member is Vladamir Putin, ever notice how he barely seems to age? That's because he is a follower of the cashew pizza cult.
by Disciple of Cashew Pizza May 13, 2020
Get the Cashew Pizzamug. by beanballz June 10, 2011
Get the pizza splashmug. the act of orgasming on a partner's face who has bad acne in sub-freezing conditions such that the semen freezes instantly on the face, resembling the cheese and pepperoni on a pizza
by NaCL Words September 15, 2021
Get the alaskan pizzamug. by Dhpickle October 25, 2015
Get the pizza crustedmug. During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021
Get the Breakfast Pizzamug. A person who often enjoys having large meals of pizza, but feels dirty about afterwards. Indicated by breadcrumbs and oily tomato stains on shirt and lap.
Person 1: yo look at that pizza slut right there
Person 2: damn she got breadcrumbs all over her shirt and lap
Person 2: damn she got breadcrumbs all over her shirt and lap
by salsiccia November 12, 2022
Get the pizza slutmug. when the pizza you previously consumed comes out of your ASS, with full-fledge legs, and begins to run. Leaving a trail of grease and giblets.
by caspermikel June 12, 2022
Get the pizza trailmug.