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a weekend with the parents

Spending the weekend at your parents' house.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you coming to the party Saturday?
Guy 2: "Sorry bro, I've got a weekend with the parents planned."
by LAFAYETTEandfagguetes January 13, 2017
mugGet the a weekend with the parentsmug.

Madeline McCanns parents

This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them
“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”
by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019
mugGet the Madeline McCanns parentsmug.

Chud parented

Used when your stupid chud parents force you to get off of the computer while you're playing with bro for a dumb reason.
Sorry bro i gtg, just got chud parented.
by Detective Funnybone May 30, 2025
mugGet the Chud parentedmug.

Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
mugGet the Parental Notificationmug.
A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020
mugGet the Beg Your Parents On A Bended Kneemug.

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