Poo Jitsu

A branch of Jiu Jitsu, a martial art that focuses on self defense using grappling and ground fighting, where the practitioners employ the use of their own fecal matter to enhance the effectiveness of their submission techniques.

Student 1: "That guy Tony is a 3rd degree black belt in Poo Jitsu."
Student 2: "I heard that once he almost killed some dude, who refused to submit, using an ass-triangle lock!"
Student 1: "Yeah, if you get in the cage with him, things can go from good to shitty in a matter of seconds."

by Baron Marx August 25, 2013

poo-head

The strangulation of the large intestine, resulting in the backing up of human waste in the reverse of its original course and into the human brain.

I went to the doctor to get rid of my poo-head.

Jerry's got poo-head.

by Zander0506 January 25, 2010

Poo Needle

When you put a man in a rear naked choke hold and put your pinkie finger in his ass.

What George Saint Pierre should have given BJ Penn, a poo needle.

by Pat the Ratt April 7, 2009

flu poo

A really smelly and toxic smelling poo. Reaks of sickness.

Dude, that stinks in there. Smells like someone made a flu poo.

by B-Rad H January 26, 2009

Poo Honeymoon

The socially acceptable length of time one should wait between doing a poo and having sex.

Q. Are you in the mood dear?
A. Yeah but I'm still on Poo Honeymoon

by BarrySmith June 29, 2011

Poo eater

A Man or women who thinks feces is a delecacy and likes to eat it. normally fresh from the anus. Not normally animal feces just human

Man: Dude that girl is eating that mans shit!
Woman: Thats my sister she is a poo eater

by Francis George August 19, 2006

poo peck

simply put: belly button

i just got my poo peck pierced

by yung bob June 27, 2009