Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

The Fart Phantom

When you drop your guts and smells it really bad, but denies it to everyone that you ever done it

Riley S: Eww who farted it smells like shit, was that you lachlan?

Lachlan M: no i didn’t do it

Ryan W: it was you lachlan.

Tom S: The Fart Phantom back at it again

by TheIncredibleHunk December 8, 2017

Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

The Phantom of the Opera

During a performance in a theatre two people engage in sexual activities on the catwalk above the stage. The moans echoing through the auditorium should resemble a howling spirit.

“I’m going to fuck up on the catwalk during a show.”

“That position is called The Phantom of the Opera.”

by TheRealLolcat January 16, 2023

phantom player

A gamer who plays a video game but is rarely seen and becomes a legend

Person 1: Yo did you see that phantom player online yesterday? I thought he didn’t exist
Person 2: Wait you saw him? Holy crap!

by Phantom galaxy October 21, 2018

Jump on the Phantom Train

To take a sudden interest in the Metal Gear series and binge-play the entire series in preparation for Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

You know what pisses me off? All these PC gamers trying to jump on the Phantom Train, crying for PC releases of all the previous games.

by SolidLiquidSolidusNakedVenom June 23, 2014

The Phantom of the Nutsack

When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼

Did you give them the Roman Solider or the Phantom of the Nutsack?

by Val Wenzler March 30, 2021