old fling

Someone you once had a relationship or 'relations' with.

F1: "Oh did you know Johnny is back in town?"
F2: "yeah I did"
F1: "soooo what's your plan"
F2: "oh nothing really, he is just an old fling, I have no real interest"

by Andrew Little February 14, 2022

Old Timer

A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.

“Why won’t they download the new mod manager?”

“Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.”

by BeezaCM July 1, 2023

Old Amish

The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.

"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."

by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022

Old porn

A collection of porn magazines and videos one has had for a long time. Had so long and looked and watched so many times that it becomes the same old porn and doesn't get one off anymore.

Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.

Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.

by cpetkunas February 20, 2023

Old reliable

An old object, e.g. a car, an instrument, a device, etc. which is still operational and reliable.

Jimmy's old reliable was his 1969 Ford Mustang, which he restored from his grandfather after gaining ownership of it.

by Psssuuuuu June 9, 2023

Old Greg

a man from a small video containing humour and sexual references

lol im old greg

by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021