Schrodedinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously
in need of being "updated for modern audiences"

Person1: The xmen have always been woke. Person 2: That is a case of Schrodedinger's Wokeness

by Trunkermaloso April 10, 2024

woke

The (false) belief, rooted in socialism and by extension gnosticism, that the state of nature is absolute equality and fairness, and that every disparity between any persons or groups is invariably the result of some oppression or exploitation, and thus the only way to restore the state of nature is to dismantle every element of culture and civilization imaginable, presumably to be replaced with some form of socialism.

There's no pleasing them.They literally hate everything. They're woke.

by Elijah Knightly December 7, 2023

Woke

Awakened or Enlightened.

We passed this anti-woke law to keep the good people of Floria safe from woke democrats.

by Pronghorn March 28, 2023

Woke

1) noun. a secular religion marked by blank-slatism and a hierarchy of purity defined by race, gender, and sexuality and heavily tied to victimhood.

the unwritten dogma asserts that nature has no bearing on the individual and nurture is the absolute determining factor on who an individual becomes, and thus asserts that any difference in outcomes is due to systematic structures of the environment and otherwise all humans are 100% equal in cognitive ability, behavior and temperament.

2) adjective. any person, media, or institution that pushes the ideals of the woke religion.

hollywood just makes woke movies these days because hollywood and everyone working there is woke.

by remmmmy December 11, 2025

Woke

A neo marxist,post modern, non theistic Ideology rooted in critical theory that suggests all issues in society are a result of racial & class inequality & as a result, all issues must constantly be defined through identity pollits resulting in segregation of individuals into separate victim/oppressor groups based off of immutable characteristics as race,gender,& perceived personal identity.

All Finn wants to do is talk about they/thems pronouns & how bad white males are because they are woke.

by modern english 2015 April 23, 2024

Woke

Having a profound understanding of social issues or worldly institutions on various levels.

That mf is so woke

by Abu Althalj al-Snow May 16, 2021

Woke and Boke

Past tense of "wake and bake"

When you are fully high in the a.m. whilst being "woke".

"Have you wake and baked yet? Yes my guy, I am fully woke and boke!"

by Richyydollass September 3, 2021