Song Virgin

When you hear a song that you have never heard before, even though it's been out for a long time.

Girl-Wow! This song is good! I've never heard it before. Who let the dog's out? WHO, WHO, WHO, WH-WHO?!

Guy-So, you're a song virgin then?

Girl-Huh?

Guy-Never mind.

by Kira7S July 19, 2010

Bagel Virgin

A person who has never had a bagel in their entire life.

Person 1: Hey, did you know that Luke is a Bagel Virgin

Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?

by Scene_Elf_Boy February 19, 2022

Loyal virgin

A person who is loyal to losing his/her virginity with everybody

This was the first time I had sex with you so I have lost my virginity with you with loyalty, which makes me a loyal virgin.

by NotALoyalDawg February 2, 2019

Period Virgin

The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.

"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."

by Period Virgin September 16, 2021

Genuine Virgin

A girl who has never been penetrated by a penis anywhere on her body, and has also never been ejaculated in or on by a male.

There's SO MANY examples of girls being technical virgins that I wondered what the real definition of virginity was. So I decided to research what Genuine Virginity meant. In the Merriam-Webster dictionary, the definition of the word CHASTE, is pure, unadulterated, and 'having never experienced unlawful or immoral intercourse'. The definition of the word SEXUAL INTERCOURSE in that same dictionary also includes oral or anal intercourse. Also, if a male's semen comes into contact with a female's body, I think that act mimics intercourse enough to count as a loss of virginity, because the girl will have lost her virginal (same meaning as chaste) innocence.

Simply put: Anything involving a penis that goes past second base would mean you'd no longer be a genuine virgin.

by PinkNinjaFrogs95 November 7, 2013

virgin maree

a person who isn't actually a virgin, but a total slut

Girl: "Im a Virgin Maree"
Boy: "You mean Virgin Mary?

by p-body September 4, 2015

Chronic virginitis

The condition of being so beta that even when a women wants to have sex with you, you find a way to ruin it.

Yet again another anime protagonist who suffers from Chronic Virginitis.

by alaric11 January 26, 2018