mellow noodle

A hot girl that knows she's hot, is terrible at sex and lays in bed like a mellow noodle.

The model was a total mellow noodle last night.

by Ubeugly March 21, 2016

Noodle-kun

The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.

If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them

Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!

by Unknown User 👤 May 27, 2020

Noodle Time

When it’s time for noodles

“Hey do you want some of these noodles I just made?”
“Yes of course! It is noodle time, after all!”

by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019

Noodle Hunter

A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.

Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."

by Ambrose Pierce May 14, 2008

pimp noodle

To back hand someone soft and slow, wiping the back of your hand on their face

1)OMG!! Johny just Pimp noodled me!!
2)I'm totally going to Pimp noodle you if you don't shut up

by Breasttaco May 14, 2014

Death Noodle

A better and more appropriate word for tornadoes/tornado.

Willy was eaten by a Death Noodle.
The cattle withstood 2 death noodles last night.

by Crimsion101 September 27, 2021

noodle sipper

The biggest idiot there is .

Some kid- "Dude , someone stole my bike wheel ."
Me- "That person is a fucking noodle sipper ."

by Nanersification December 17, 2011