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your mom

i saw your mom at a farm
by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019
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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 5, 2011
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Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER
by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020
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Your mom

"your mom fat"
"no bully"
by grandma lily March 23, 2020
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your such a cat

You are begging for so.going mostly used as a slang term for when someone is begging for cigarettes or weed
Can I borrow some baccy till tomorrow

Ffs man your such a cat
by Mollie♡ryan February 5, 2018
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your reward

male ejaculate; splooge; jizz; cum; etc.
When I was close to orgasm I asked her, "Where would you like your reward?"
My friend asked me what I spilled on the mouse pad and I said, "Oh, that's your reward."
by Sam Theman May 20, 2009
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Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
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