Your Mom

The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.

I love to f ur mom.

Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her

by Dra'nakyuek, World Destroyer April 16, 2022

Your mom

The person I banged last night

I banged your mom

by Simon Smith February 18, 2019

your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

your mom

The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.

- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.

by mars88_defines_i_guess December 03, 2021

Your Mom

Gay

Your mom

GAY

by sekmem December 18, 2019

your mum

usually really gay and likes smelling poopoo.

well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds

"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"

by stanky cooch April 16, 2019

Your Mum

Your mum is an unfunny joke that no one uses anymore, please find a funnier joke if you use this...

Friend Hey tell me a joke
You Your Mum
Friend 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

by Get a life love February 28, 2022