goat bash

This is a rather brutal way of getting off...first you have to engage in doggie style sex with a willing participant, then, right before you ejaculate, you bash them in the side as hard as you can as to tighten up all of their muscles for an amazing orgasm...usually followed by getting your ass beat by the participant.

Billy was doin' it doggie style with Sally, and right before he came he goat bashed her and as soon as she recovered she hit him with a pancake griddle.

by The fearsome jabberwockyklkl July 14, 2009

goat gums

An infliction that causes ones gums and teeth to grow to gigantic proportions. Often uncoverable by lips and seen to be constantly twitchy.

Would you take a look at our Daniel??? His lips are twitching like fuck. Is he in tears cos he's just gassed Aunty Mays dog and killed it? Or is it that his goat gums are at full throttle?

by Lord Harworth August 5, 2006

Pole Goat

a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.

Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!

by majestricks December 5, 2009

Holy Goat

LOL OMG WTF Crap and Ohhh,, shit. That's Awesome
all at the same time <3

''-Holy Goat! I'm brilliant!

by PrettyC March 6, 2012

Mountain goat

A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level

Roy Thomson is a mountain goat

by King Jordan of horizon December 12, 2019

golden goat

A very powerful weed, it hits you like a bullet when you take that first drag.

Guy 1: Man I hit some golden goat last night!
Guy 2: Holy shit are you ok?
Guy 1: I think so cause this talking tree and rabbit says its cool so yeah.

by A$AP_HUNNA July 25, 2016

Goat stamp

When you get fucked by a Ranga named Brett

Oh mate, late night I got totally gaziboed and woke up with a Goat Stamp.

by ItsMrPowTime2U June 23, 2019