Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.
by Command C Command V February 19, 2020
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well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
well its your mom
a popular joke among depressed 8 year olds
"WE DID YOUR MUM LAST NIGHT"
by stanky cooch April 16, 2019
Get the your mum mug.When Patrick screams youre a nigga to his mom and his mom gets out of the car and tackles him and then he shits himself.
by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019
Get the Your a nigga mug.If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:
1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
Get the Your mom mug.A joke that weird people who were neglected as a child use on Roblox. These people are to be avoided since they are highly likely to be a douche-bag with horrible insults that seem like he or she was sniffing pig ass before they said "Your Momma". These idiots were probably ditched by their parents to get the milk and dont deserve any attention.
Bates said "Your momma is so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl"
"I believe he was neglected as a child"
"I believe he was neglected as a child"
by OmgYouAreGayINeverKnew October 21, 2022
Get the Your Momma mug.The sexiest person alive, often answers the question, "Who's Candace?" and loves to engage in Bofa circles. An all around upstanding human who likes to see something else standing (iykyk). This person will often be gone for long periods of time, leaving your whole family to question where they are.
I love to f ur mom.
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
Naive Person: Who?
Me: Your mom
Naive Person: Asked (haha gottem)
Me: me to f her
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