Noodle ho.

A female/male person who you talk to only for the sake of noods without any desire for personal contact

Ian wants to get these nudes from Clarice but thinks her face is ugly, so he refers to her as a noodle ho.

by ianlikesbigballs June 6, 2018

Noodle hair

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022

Pure noodle

A girl that hoes around but hasn’t had sex

Jill is a pure noodle.

by Fatballs02 July 5, 2019

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

cup-a-noodles

crazy unhinged deranged nuts insane mad angry

All I did was compliment the waitress on her smile and my wife went all cup-a-noodles on me.

by AJ Rules The School February 12, 2020

noodle daddy

When someone is the daddy or "master" at making noodles. While the term daddy is used it isn't sexual, but merely means that someone is a master with noodles.

Person 1: Hey, you making lunch
Person 2: Yeah I'm going to be making some noodles.
Person 1: Aw sweet. You really are the master of noodles.
Person 2: Call me the Noodle Daddy

by Prime Rebel August 3, 2018

Frontal Noodle

Penis

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!

by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018