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Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.
Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection
by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021
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natural disaster

When someone named adi Patel starts busting off to tom holland. The waves of cum will be so large , Shivams greatness pales in comparison to it.
An example of a natural disaster might be your local alien adi Patel busting off to Tom holland during computer science class in school
by Thegoatestshivam December 13, 2021
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Natural Creases

What you call your fat rolls when you’re delusional about how fat you are.
Bullshit mutherfucker that’s not fat and I’m not sucking it in. It’s just my natural creases.
by Supersmallpenisman December 17, 2021
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Nature Gazer

Someone who appreciates the outdoors, and aspires to have fun in the great outdoors!
Wow, have you seen how often Ana goes to the Orange County Trails? She's such a nature gazer, she's always doing this kind of stuff!
by frenchi106 July 13, 2017
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Mother nature

Any external unstoppable force so strong and so unpredictable that it cannot be quantified. Humans have grown to think about themselves as masters over their environment, but when face to face with mother nature, we lose. Every. Single. Time.

Only the wise will understand and accept that nothing, not even humans and their scientific prowess, can control mother nature. The fool, on the other hand, deludes themselves into thinking that they are impervious to anything.

Be smart, don't ever underestimate mother nature.
COVID-19 is mother nature's wake up call that the human condition is and always has been fragile. Apparently, some very special individuals did not understand her wake up call and continue to live life accordingly to their rules. We call those very special individuals "anti-maskers".
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Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022
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illicit nature

by Fred Durst's Dad August 29, 2021
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