National Kissing Day April 12

National Kissing Day April 12. Kiss anyone you want on April 12.

Kiss anyone you want on April 12. National Kissing Day April 12

by papapapapapapapapig April 11, 2019

national blow job week

the time of the month when a woman is menstruating.

Darling, I have good news and I have bad news. The bad news is that we can't have sex. The good news is that at least it is National Blow Job Week.

by mercedesdelmar September 1, 2005

national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018

National give a girl my sweatshirt day

Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day

“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”

by Hunter’s_løver001 April 17, 2019

National throw short people day

Just throw someone under 5,5

Hey
Yo
*throws*
WHY'D YOU SO THAT

it's national throw short people day

by Jacob coldrick Black October 9, 2020

national yolo day

a national holiday dedicated to yoloing (you only live once-ing) most swagbosses and swaglords have a party were they do the most swaggiest and yoloiest things possible on June 20th

Swagboss: Yeah dude! I cannot wait to show off my swag and Nike elites to all the hot ladies.

Swaglord: Bro, when will you get to show off all of that swag?
Swagboss: I will show off my swag and Nike elites on national yolo day, bro

by swagboss June 10, 2015

National Fuck Off Day

April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.

Oh hey

It’s national fuck off day

Oh

by Mtn Dew Hat May 31, 2018