slut muffin

A whore who, for some odd reason, you still have an attachment for.

You little slut muffin, you know i still love you!

by Burnboy8604 September 2, 2005

raspberry muffin

When you are fucking are girl and you pull out and punch her straight in the vagina and it swells up resembling the top of a raspberry mffin

"Dave gave that bitch a raspberry muffin and she couldn't walk for two days."

by Dave Cal October 4, 2007

Love muffin

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.

Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....

by Bethaney Hannah Scott (: January 26, 2009

muffin puffin

oral sex on a woman

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.

by StevieKay January 24, 2003

muffin basket

party with too many girls; as opposed to a sausagefest, which is a party with too many guys

laura: Did you go to that party?

margaret: oh yeah, but there were only girls there

laura: sounds like a total muffin basket

by karenthechthulu April 17, 2011

blueberry muffin

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005

cut a muffin

To fart. Any type of fart. Doesn't have to be audible

"Oh, man, I've been cutting muffins all night!"
"That's disgusting!"
"Hey, atleast I'm not gonna crap my pants!"

by stevie September 15, 2003