Montana Eggplant

Large black Nigerian female with hourglass hips and a cowboy hat who squirts as faithfully as old faithful. Her partner is typically a small Asian man, around 120lbs in weight or lower. She uses her large tentacle like appendage to dominate her partner.

Damn!, by the way she's doing im, I'd say she's a Montana Eggplant!

by Jack Stack_24 October 2, 2020

Montana Mocha

The act of having the male scrotum pushed into his rectum during sexual intetcourse

A couple weeks ago my girl gave me the ole Montana Mocha while i was sleeping. Awkward morning..........

by Cmbtvt1210 October 15, 2020

Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.

Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?

by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020

Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.

“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”

by Itsmee November 17, 2020

mongeau

The best last name

That's mongeau lane

by Coolest last name November 30, 2020

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021

Montales

Pinaka pogi at Bebe ni Louise

Montales is pogi

by Mon22 January 10, 2021