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Get the MOM GET THE CAMERA! mug.A mom joke is when someone makes a joke and laughs really hard at it but no one else does. It's pretty much PAST the "fake laugh joke" point.
Bob: Hey hey what did the kids say to the rabbi? Silly rabb-
Joe: Say another fucking mom joke and I'm gonna slit your throat.
Joe: Say another fucking mom joke and I'm gonna slit your throat.
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by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010
Get the mom jeans mug.a banana that is too spotty, bruised or whiffy for anyone to really want to eat but not bad enough to throw out - the type of fruit Mom will eat it since she paid good money to bring fruit into this house and it's still "good" - perfect to eat with a mom sandwich
by lpeers April 15, 2010
Get the mom banana mug.A dance style characterized by easy, repetitive steps often requiring minimal effort and little skill. It is generally adopted by middle-aged Caucasian mothers with no sense of rhythm. This usually provokes an awkward feeling in young people associated with the the person who chooses to adopt the style.
As soon as they played Happy by Pharrell Williams there was some serious mom dancing going on amongst the mothers chaperoning our school dance.
I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.
I have trouble watching Kylie Minogue perform live these days. Her choreography has been reduced to mom dancing.
by SupermanPunch May 25, 2014
Get the mom dancing mug.Lack of normal brain function that the non mom does not possess. After birthing a child, you forget things frequently and don't remember what you did 5 minutes ago.
Oh geez Gina, looks like the mom Brain for you again!
I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!
I'm having a Mom Brain moment. Oh yeah, I'm Renee! Nice to meet you!
by Swoonma February 26, 2017
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