Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.
Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.
by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017

Fun to ride, but u don't want to show her to your friends. You do anyway because you think she is cool and they don't.
See also Moped
See also Moped
by J-law March 10, 2005

Siyeon fron dreamcatcher is so illiterate i hate her so much i wanna kee muh self (haha jkjkjkjk i laaaav her (siyeonie bookie bear) so much my pookie wookie dookie poopsie woopsie cutie poo i love her sooo much i love her i love her i love her)
by skibidisigmafanumtaxmewrizz March 2, 2025

When you haveing a intercourse with a hot girl and then she surprises you by turning you over and crushing you with her giant ass.
by Zzzsaxyman September 11, 2021

The best budget mouse. Even though your friends pretend to hate it, deep down they all know that its the best budget mouse available for under $50.
by yeetkake May 10, 2021

A dick (or interchangeable penis) that shoots cum like a mini gun. These type of people usually have big balls, and also the dick might be sore after this practice, And is recommended to do a training course before this.
by Tankntash April 1, 2025
