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Mini Cooper

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020
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mini-slump

When someone has an average to below average sized penis that has a slight and ever so gentle curve to left.
Man that guy taking a whiz next to me in the urinals must have been in a mini-slump due to the slight and ever so gentle curve to the left.
by king_kongman12 March 20, 2017
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Mini Chopper

Fun to ride, but u don't want to show her to your friends. You do anyway because you think she is cool and they don't.

See also Moped
Sean is riding the mini chopper.
by J-law March 10, 2005
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Mini apple🍏🍎

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Mini Man

When you haveing a intercourse with a hot girl and then she surprises you by turning you over and crushing you with her giant ass.
Dude last night I was intercourseing that girl and she pulled a mini man on me!
by Zzzsaxyman September 11, 2021
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razer viper mini

The best budget mouse. Even though your friends pretend to hate it, deep down they all know that its the best budget mouse available for under $50.
Friend: fuck yo bitch ass razer viper mini
You: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by yeetkake May 10, 2021
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Mini gun dick

A dick (or interchangeable penis) that shoots cum like a mini gun. These type of people usually have big balls, and also the dick might be sore after this practice, And is recommended to do a training course before this.
"Oh my gawd your cum shot out like a mini gun dick" Sarah said
by Tankntash April 1, 2025
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