Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.

Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.

by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023

Chicken mini

A midget who works at chick fil a

I saw chicken mini today at chick fil a

by Saucedad69420999 May 13, 2023

britisk mini-gun

something a autistisk jona-boi would say

britisk mini-gun rawrrrrrr

by viktor-shitless May 16, 2023

mini myr

mini myr is the best dawg. I don’t know any other mini like her. aha broski.

omg, I love mini myr. She’s my favourite person ever.

by broski (Jack) October 20, 2019

Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

Ini mini mini mo

A choice of 3

Which should I take of the three Ini mini mini mo

by Lillie 🇺🇸 December 23, 2020

mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.

Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!

by Your potato bitch November 10, 2021