Lobster Miner

A person who mines lobsters for a living at the bottom of the ocean. Usually part of a larger lobster mining company or lobster mining union. This person mines lobsters for a considerable profit. Equipment includes a pick axe and scuba gear.

What does John do for a living nowadays?
Oh he's a lobster miner.
That's cool, i bet he rakes in the cash.

by Ryan Paul Brooks December 15, 2008

Able minded

Somebody who isnt quite normal and usually has a problem with there brain

ryan may have stole my green but i forgive him because i cant help that he is able minded

by e_Booth December 28, 2008

Cunt Miner

Person who brings a girl home or over to a Friends house who is always bitching, or acting like a cunt.

God Damn Brandon why are you such a Cunt Miner

by Nig Horder November 3, 2009

Welsh Miner

One who digs deep at the office parties, taking particular glee suckling colleagues in the lift shaft

Did you see what Craig did with that lass at the Christmas Doo? He's a right welsh miner that lad!

by Just4Laughs September 9, 2010

chili miner

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.

dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!

by CAGHIO October 19, 2010

Dirty Mindee

A Female who often delves in having 69 men ejaculate and defecate on the woman's face. It is a definate sign of neglect.

"Hey bro, this one bitch is down for a dirty mindee!"
"NICE! that is way dope, I've never shit on a girls face before!"
"I've never even shit and came simultaneously!"

by jjsch12345 January 11, 2012

Hymen Miner

A person who deliberately seeks out virgins to deflower

Jane: Have you heard about nasty John and his shenanigans? He has a thing for virgins.

Diana: What's the matter with him?

Jane: Well, he's a hymen miner, all right.

by The Miner September 30, 2012