Michael 

Michael the kinda guy who doesn’t like humans but likes objects in a sexual way.

Did you see Michael the other night with that mini fridge, he obviously objectophilia.

Michael by ningnongpong June 2, 2020

Michael 

A little bitch

Michael Silvano was bein a little bitch

Michael by Dkemnnensdnd March 28, 2017

Michael 

A lolicon who wears a rapist costume to a Halloween party, Anime conventions, etc. Has frozen pizza in the freezer right now

Person A : are you going to invite Michael to the party ?

Person B: nah man, it's my little girls birthday.

Michael by December 32 October 24, 2018

Michael 

A smelly penis man with long hair who overuses racial slurs.

Jacob: God damn, that guy is acting like a real Michael
Alex: Yeah what an asshole.

Michael by Butt Pancakes December 8, 2018

Michael 

AKA Mitchell. Bigger cheeks than Kim Kardashians arse. Stole all of Kylie's lip filler. The ashiest of knees. only two weaknesses, Pammie and moisturiser.

"I just slapped Michael"
"where?"
"His cheeks of course"

Michael by gladweenus February 13, 2019

Michael 

a unpredictable guy. he could be so sweet on txt but doesnt talk in irl. He flirts with your friends but also you. He is smart, sporty and can play bass guitar. But is overall nice and caring.

Michael gave me his hoodie to wear

Michael by hahelollmao November 18, 2018

Michael 

The one who will probably lose the fight with his best friend for poki. Losergurl on the other hand, he might win because she hates tray.

Michael is bad.

Michael by Yuvsss October 28, 2019