MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

Matthew

a boy who is REALLY ugly and stupid

I would not want to be a Matthew.

by Hi what doing May 30, 2018

Matthew

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes

Matthew is my friend

by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018

Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

Matthew

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

by CJTB100 December 10, 2019

Matthew

matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz

Oh shit its Matthew. RUN

by ayeayeayeeeeeeee June 6, 2019

Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019