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Thomas Ried Martin

The coolest HOTTEST kid with the BIGGEST schlong! treats a girl with all the respect a girl can get! will care for her like no one else!
by themandude December 12, 2010
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Biscuit Martin

Use a frozen breakfast burrito as a dildo in the ass, then microwave it and eat it covered in butt drool.
Yesterday for breakfast I gave myself a Biscuit Martin.
by Richard Kraft August 24, 2006
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billy martin

one sexy beast! he's the good guitarist from good charlotte, they suck, but he's hot!
i have a friken billy shine in my locker
by jellybns29 February 6, 2004
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low key martin

Chuck Brown and Brian Tegeder's beer pong team in Oceanside California.
The Low Key Martins aint nothin to fuck with!
by Chuck Brown February 12, 2005
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Martin Luther King

1. proper noun. Celebrated equal rights activist.

2. noun. archaic. Colloquial term for the unpopular Cadbury chocolate bar 'Dream'. Came into use in the first half of 2011, upon dipping into a box of Favourites (assorted chocolates) and removing the unpopular sweet 'Dream', it was announced "I have a dream". Ironically, the Dream is a white minority chocolate amongst the oppressive darker chocolates that maintain authority amongst the selection. Fell into disuse shortly after.

note: often abbreviated to simply "Martin Luther", although this has led to considerable confusion, as Martin Luther is the slang term for the discontinued "Pollywaffle" chocolate bar, which achieved a cult following in the late 1980s.
Duff: "Lewis, any decent sweets left in the box?"
Lewis: "Only a couple of Martin Luthers mate"
Duff: " I thought they went out of production years ago..."
Lewis: "Sorry, Martin Luther Kings"
Duff: "Forget it"
by duff696969 February 24, 2011
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Kendra Nicole Martin

Destruction, independence, intelligence, understanding, and knowledge are some characteristics. Also extremely beautiful, a people person, likes to party but not too much, great in bed, usually only gets along with guys, not afraid to show who she really is,can be a bitch when someone were to mess with her friends or family, has a great sense of humor, laughs at almost everything, knows how to have a good time, and very unique.
P1-Have you met Kendra Nicole Martin??

P2-Yeah, that girl is so much fun to be around. The guys must be all over her.

P1-They are. Look!

P2-Damn.
by .......nobody September 8, 2011
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Martin luther king

Expression of frustration, surprise, anger or pain. Similar to Jesus Christ. Often modified with a "fucking" between any or all of the words.
1) Martin Luther King, that's hot!
2) Martin-fucking-Luther King!
by Daigoro July 31, 2006
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