meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

by SalvyZ April 18, 2022

dial-by meeting

Attending a meeting by electronic means rather than attending in person

Our travel budget has been cut. From now going forward your custmer meetings will have to be dial-by meetings

by Lyricalroger June 20, 2015

v-meet

V-meet refers to when you virtually meeting someone.

Hey John! Nice to v-meet you!

by Gart514 May 8, 2021

National meet your IBF day

Meet your IBF (Internet bestfriend) on October 3rd

I wanna meet my ibf!

Ok but on Oct 3rd

It’s national meet your ibf day on Oct 3rd

by Gurl1234 February 19, 2021

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face. It’s similar to a “meeting of the minds”, but with different parts of the body.

I was just in a “Smegma Meeting” and I’m so full that I had to undo my the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022