Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.
My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.
by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014
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log jammin'

urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons
"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"

"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"
by schwany August 28, 2006
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Corn Log

An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved
I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.
by AdolfOliverBush April 02, 2009
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Log Jam

When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam
Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.
by Keltic thundar March 09, 2010
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Log Flume

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.
Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"
by CFP February 23, 2006
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ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."
After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.
by smcdo April 05, 2007
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Log Wanker

Wanking whilst shitting in a controlled fashion
In North Carolina we love log wanking it really does it for me because the feeling of poo inside anal passage intensifies my wanking pleasure.
by Jeff Hicks May 31, 2005
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