Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

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log jammin'

urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons

"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"

"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"

by schwany September 15, 2008

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Corn Log

An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved

I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.

by AdolfOliverBush April 2, 2009

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Log Flume

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.

Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"

by CFP July 24, 2008

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Log Jam

When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam

Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.

by Keltic thundar March 14, 2010

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ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdo December 24, 2008

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