frogs on a log

When a man having anal sex pulls his penis out of the anal cavity with spots of poop on his shaft.

He was having sex with her and came out with frogs on a log.

by JaDzy2012 December 11, 2017

log jammin'

urethral penetration with dildo for pleasure, torture, or other various reasons

"That guy deserves a log jammin' sesion for being such an ass at my wedding last Saturday"

"Ooooohhh, my woman just gave me a log jammin!"

by schwany September 15, 2008

Corn Log

An undefined sex act that involves violence against either or both parties involved

I got corn logged something fierce last night and my leg is killing me.

by AdolfOliverBush April 2, 2009

Log Flume

The log flume is when you take a dump on someone's chest, and urinate on the chest shortly after. As you urinate the excrement will slide down the chest and stomach the same way a log would.

Ashley was an extremely kinky girl. Everytime I saw her she wanted me to give her the "Log Flume"

by CFP July 24, 2008

Log Jam

When two males are in the Eifel tower position and thrust at each other simultaneously, Effectively causing a log jam

Me and The Gooch were Eifeling this bitch when we both hammered at the same time causing quite the log jam.

by Keltic thundar March 14, 2010

ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdo December 24, 2008

swamp logging

when you are performing anal sex with someone who has swamp ass

i was swamp logging with you mom last night

by darkthatfollows May 22, 2010