The greatest all-time WNBA basketball player. She is known as the female Michael Jordan and often goes by the name of LJ (like MJ). She is also famous for pulling the fake hair of Lisa Leslie who is no match for the Jackson drive.
After an epic win against your opponent, your friend says
"Damn! you were like LJ (Lauren Jackson) out there"
"Damn! you were like LJ (Lauren Jackson) out there"
by LJFans October 17, 2008
Get the Lauren Jackson mug.When yourself or a friend becomes so inebriated that you/they cannot feel their limbs anymore, thus feeling like a noodle.
God, you're being such a Noodle Lauren
Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food
Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!
Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess
Did you see Becky being a Noodle Lauren? She was covered in food
Come on you silly Noodle Lauren, stand up straight!
Noodle Lauren you are a hot mess
by Noodle Lauren November 4, 2011
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Lacey: Hey isn't that Lauren Godwin over there?
Jacinda: OMG IT IS!!! I haven't seen her since musical.ly. I hope she realizes her boyfriend is gay eventually.
Jacinda: OMG IT IS!!! I haven't seen her since musical.ly. I hope she realizes her boyfriend is gay eventually.
by pramelajadgar234 November 23, 2020
Get the Lauren Godwin mug.A basking ridge female with a huge brain and a great common sense. Smartest person you will ever meet and funniest. To be called a lauren berger is like being called god! one of the best compliments to receive unlike being called a simonne.
by johnbeevo May 7, 2011
Get the Lauren Berger mug.Lauren Cimorelli is a singer who posts YouTube videos with her older five sisters. She has a caring, quiet, but compassionate, personality. She is a talented young woman who started her career at the age of 11. She has a strong faith in the Lord, along with with her whole family. She is also a solo artist and she released a few songs throughout late 2018 and so on.
by cimxcarm January 27, 2020
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A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.
by FainsL April 22, 2009
Get the Lauren of the Island mug.Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
by Taylor the biggest bitch October 12, 2007
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