kevin

A wooden dildo so girls will get splinters in their vaginas

My grandma used her kevin last night... it was hot I wasn't really sure if she was moaning of screaming out of pain but i liked it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

by cr3my testicle October 11, 2019

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a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.

have you seen the ass kevin?

by bitchy like always May 5, 2009

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A Kevin

A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.

Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.

by Bradllie July 20, 2018

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Someone who is into Fembots. Wants to make love to them and lusts after them. Mainly Arcee from Transformers.

Kevin is in love with Arcee

by the god Primus March 28, 2010

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kevin is a loser. his eyes are almost as perfect as him. his body is extremely fuckable and he is he most adorable guy you will ever meet. his hair is black not brown and his teeth are perfect. kevin is a keeper.

“kevin’s a keeper”

by kelfkrkeklslslldkdkw November 23, 2018

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