katie laws

the most beautiful person ever created.
the person who i love.
gods gift to earth.

I wish my girlfriend looked like katie laws.

by das monkey butt November 7, 2009

katie douglas

The best young actress ever seen and one of the hottest. She is an icon, she is a legend.. and she is the moment!

x: Hey bro, what are you doing?
y: Oh, i’m watching every show and movie Katie Douglas has played in.
x: Katie Douglas??? You mean !!THE!! Katie Douglas

by brieeezz January 20, 2022

Katie Price

1) A strange woman with dodgy post-op transexual breasts and teracotta orange skin. She is famous in the U.K for...um...well, nothing. She was also publicly excluded from Jade Goody's funeral and was divorced by Peter Andre.

2) A Chavvy woman who is trying to be glamourous, but ultimately fails and ends up looking even more trashy.

3) A young girl who mistakenly believes that slutty=mature.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see that twelve year old girl walk by with heels and makeup on?

Girl 2: I know! What a Katie Price!

by Dr Wilson's Chemo August 21, 2009

Katie Couric

A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.

Katie Couric sucks ass.

by Nancy H. Hollingsworth July 28, 2010

katie holmes

actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.

i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.

by erik lervold September 5, 2005

Katie Hopkins

A woman who looks old enough to be Boris Johnson’s grandma. She is the UK’s most ignorant woman and she needs to get a life because the only thing fat in this world is the size of her nose.

Katie Hopkins shares the award of the UK’s most ignorant woman, along side Piers Morgan who is the male owner of this title.

by Katie Hopkins can get fucked May 17, 2020

katie head

One who is addicted to the drug Ketamine

"Take it some place else, you goddamn Katie heads." - Watchmen written by Alan Moore

by Katyyy8123 June 4, 2014