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Junior high

A place where prepubescent kids are shoved into a building for 6-7 hours and hoping for the best
Bruh your literally in junior high I bet you can’t keep a girlfriend for more then 2 weeks
by anonymous March 3, 2022
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Stretch Harmstrong Junior

(SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.

He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.

His “humor” includes:

young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him

He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.

Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”

HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.

Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
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skeet junior

for someone to shoot they're man juice on you.
we where making out then he pulled a skeet junior all over my clothes
by CHILLBOIIIIII March 29, 2017
mugGet the skeet juniormug.

junior hernandez

Junior Hernandez is a person who is most hansom and loving person in the world Junior would be lucky to date another Mexican Hernandez is a king of all Mexicans and will someday rule all and is known to be the biggest pyro in the universe and Junior Hernandez will do anything to have a girl who he would be fighting for back if they broke up or sum Rong going on Junior Hernandez Is known to date sertain Mexicans like gonzalists or Valenzuela
Hey junior come over here to come get me me to fight for everything a I have like to fight fire or fight for love to get a girl back. Come over here and do a Junior Hernandez
by The most sweetest person alive February 16, 2020
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Go Junior

A now populated phrase used by TikToker ChefPierce in a video captioned ‘Bringing my Caucasian friend to an African party’, and is now all over TikTok
“What’s that famous sound on TikTok again?” -TikTok User #1

What does it sound like?” - TikToker- #2

“It sounds like a group of guys saying ‘Go Junior’!”- TikToker #2
by en3m13s2luvrss February 23, 2024
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Junior

A person who jerks off to sommer ray about 11 times a week and also has a small penis. He also has dry ass lips
why is juniors lips so dry? maybe he has herpes
by yuungsaucee January 15, 2019
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Junioritis

When you are finally maturing into an adult junior year of highschool and you decide to do your own work without cheating.
Do you want me to send you the homework?
No I'm gonna do it myself
Why?
I got junioritis
by DillBobsKnob October 8, 2019
mugGet the Junioritismug.

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