July 24th

The day two very special people started dating and yes its you stinky ass munch

Oh look those people have been dating since "July 24th"

by Imjustinlovewiththisonegirl September 26, 2021

julie mcmahon

Julie McMahon is the type of woman that takes everyone's bullshit and keeps going because she still has bills to pay. She never gets the proper admiration from the right people. Fuck Julie McMahon's Life! She is extremely underappreciated and takes way to much shit for one person. She day dreams on a regular basis of committing murder just to get her through the day. Fuck these people who want to fuck with her day. She works too fucking hard for not enough pay but she will do it anyways. Sorry Julie McMahon your life sucks!

So glad my life isn't like Julie McMahon's.

by JulieM91 November 23, 2019

July 14th

On July 14th you can ask anyone out as a joke or for real and see where it goes.

Jake: Hey it’s July 14th wanna be my girlfriend

Kelly: Yes

by Ryan snorts July 13, 2021

July 1st

this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said

guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."

by reallystinky June 24, 2022

july 16th

On July 16, its another national dick suck day!

Hey guess what day it is
What?

July 16th
And what about it?
It's national suck day!

by Trapbart June 24, 2017

July 14

The day where you can ask put your crush and they can't say no!

Kayla: hey wanna go out with me? Btw it's July 14th
Crush:welp guess I have to say yes

by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021

July 21st

The day where you talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend all day

Mark:hey Sam do you want to come over and play one the ps4
Sam: nah bro it’s July 21st
Mark:so?
Sam: it means I got to talk to my girlfriend all day today

by syperia July 20, 2020