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josh

a guy who deserves the world and madi would do anything for
josh <3's asshole
by Madi is a butt head xD August 13, 2017
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Josh

A really perverted, ditzy guy who trips over clear objects, likes to eat bananas, thinks he is healthy, works out 24-7, thinks he sooo hot, drools on his pillow, thinks he's the coolest guy ever, loves video games, very OCD, and makes his mom pop his zits.
Did you see that guy that tripped over that clear gate. Dude, don't worry about he's Josh.
by the dorks hiding in your tub December 20, 2010
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Josh

A man who works on colored wires all day long, he doesnt get much right. maybe thats because he is colorblind...
"why is my car so fucked up"
"I dunno, Josh said it looked good"
by ifuckcars January 15, 2012
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josh

A Jewish prick who never shuts up and runs for them coins 24/7

Josh' can normally not spell above a grade 3 level.
Hey Josh! A 5 cent coin!
by ONLYTHETRUTH1!1! December 29, 2015
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Pulling a Josh

When a person takes a contraian position on any given topic only to create an arguement. The person pulling a Josh generally does not care about the issue that is being argued over, and more than likely is playing the devil's advocate for his/her own enjoyment.
Person X: This couch is the most comfortable couch ever!

Pulling a Josh: No it's not.

Person X: Dude, this couch is pretty damn comfortable.

Pulling a Josh: Have you sat on every couch in the world to know that?

Person X: No, but I didn't...

Pulling a Josh: Then it's not the most comfortable couch ever! (Smugly sits in his own victory poop while others are annoyed)
by Fatty2cent December 15, 2009
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Josh

Billy, that kid's just a Josh.
by Nine-Times January 25, 2011
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Josh

A sex demon and has the greatest dick in the world most people with the name Josh are generally hot and good at making friends and gets more ass than a toilet seat.
Random: hey you know that guy named josh
friend: ya
Random: i fucked him last night he has a great dick
friend i know right
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