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joey the rat 

The name of the rat legend residing in Albany, NY. He is known to be one of the dirtiest known species on the face of the planet. Town legend says that the rat
spent the entire year of 2009 nibbling his way under the hudson river building himself an underground home. It is said to be up to 100 miles long and extremely scenic. Props goes out to Joey the Rat for being such a herby hancock in the Albany, NY area.
Joey the rat was said to be a rat that traveled from albany to latham NY to troy Ny in one day. He is very famous in the small town of Loudonville, NY
joey the rat by Ratimus April 4, 2009
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Joey Nichols 

A wrestler from william penn that was eligible for a semester of the 5 years he's been here. voted number 7 sexiest man at william penn and is known to fornicate with nasty bitches. also known to "play for the other team"
that joey nichols boy will fuck anything with a pulse guy or girl
Joey Nichols by Benji171 January 20, 2010

joey zaza 

n: the guy everybody wants to hate on; a punk; jerk off
Lenny: " I'm back with the food."

Chris: "oh yea, let me have my two burrito deluxe and fries!"

Lenny: "OK- here you go."

Chris: "what the hell is this???...I didn't order a fucking hamburger!"

Lenny: "No way, I gave the guy the correct order."

Chris: "where's my ice pick, I'm bout to go stick this joey zaza"
joey zaza by ElTeo September 8, 2010

Joey Ridgway

the coolest person ever that knows how to cheer anyone up

do not give him an option to tackle you or else it hurts
I was walking across the street when some Joey Ridgway tackled me to the floor.

Joey Notte 

A pussy ass bitch that's 2 and 3/4 inches tall. He tends to think he's the fucking shit even though he's a piece of shit.
Ewwww, stop acting like a fucking Joey Notte!
Joey Notte by Ugly rat October 15, 2017

Joey Howell 

This amazing perfect guy. He is the sweetest thing ever created. Their still aren't the right words to describe joey made yet. The closest are:
-sweet
-perfect
-the best
-hot
-wonderful
-amazing
-loving
-charming
-funny
-adorable
-a great kisser
-genuine
-special (In a unique good way)
-a person who brightens your day just seeing his smile
-smart
-stubborn
-confident
-brave

-super super easy to fall in love with
-teddy bear
- etc..............
"Hey who's the new kid?"
"Which one?"
"The super sweet funny one who gets along with everyone."
"Oh thats Joey Howell"
Joey Howell by My_teddybear_mal February 19, 2014

Joey's pouch 

When two or more people have sex in a single person sleeping bag zipped all the way up. Not for the faint of heart. A reference to a kangaroo pouch orgy.
Matt: Tucker did you pack a sleeping bag?

Tucker: Nah I packed joey's pouch I haven't seen my girl in weeks!
Joey's pouch by Craizihorse October 16, 2014