neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky

John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

by Bum_man October 30, 2022

Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.

Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."

by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

Screen Jockey

Someone who wants to be the centre of attention on media associated with screens such as Streams, TV shows and movies, a common example of a Screen jockey is the one extra or actor trying to get as much facetime on the camera as possible while ignoring instructions from the director. They are also known to flip out at the smallest thing that takes the attention from them much to the displeasure to those in contact or near them at the given time.

Frank was a total Screen Jockey constantly trying to keep the attention of the audience even in scenes in which he wasn't supposed to play a vital role.

"That player is such a Screen Jockey, constantly trying to get in front of me when I'm streaming."

by Kap'in M September 17, 2022

Gnome jockey

Sexual position - When a shorter guy bobs up and down on a penis with a hat down over his eyes.

Charlie really took my dick for a ride, he pulled his hat down and went full gnome jockey.

by Your Sweetness September 29, 2022

Knob jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning; One who rides the phallus or another man .. and/or woman … or they. Colloquially referred to as Dick Rider.

You are a bloody knob jockey.

by LightEclipse December 23, 2021

Knob-jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.

You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!

by LightEclipse December 23, 2021

crooked jerky jockey

When you jerk your jock and it is not quite the straight rod you’re looking for. Usually drifting to the right unless you have an unusual dominant hand

The grinch is such a crooked spirit he even has a crooked jerky jockey

by Chonga December 24, 2021