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by JoRae December 10, 2019
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And fuck this stupid ass shark
And fuck this stupid ass shark
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by El Diablo the Sweet November 25, 2021
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Really annoying and play games in school
Never do homework, and always get bad report card
Really annoying and play games in school
Never do homework, and always get bad report card
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