Jay Jelderks

A strapping young man who knows that the FBI killed MLK

"Hi I'm Jay Jelderks,
Did you know MLK was killed by the FBI?"

by Reasl slim shadys poop May 2, 2022

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jay page

A complete freak, who is not very good at counterstrike, but is still a sexy man.

Wow! Look at Jay Page's huge tits!
Yeah, but he isn't very good at counterstrike.

by Kimbo Slice's son January 8, 2017

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El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

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Jay Davies

Skinny douchebag that thinks he can sing but sucks so much cock that the semen in his ears prevent him from hearing how goddamn awful he really is. Also sucks super duper bad at Skateboarding but I’ve heard he’s a professional at juggling these nuts cause he probably juggles nuts in his hands and mouth. Also has that face you wanna punch for no reason

Yo that Jay Davies is a fag no cap!!

by Jason R Davies the First July 8, 2023

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Jay bomb

When after a hard night of drinking followed by physical exercise you proceed to vomit and shit yourself simultaneously while both of your legs cramp. Often accompanied with excruciating pain

Josh: Where did Cal go?!
Nate: Oh he's dropping a jay bomb in the bathroom.

by Tessssss tticklesss November 18, 2019

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